Wednesday, February 1, 2012

An Open Letter To Most of Humanity

People. Honestly. Why are you assholes?

I hope your dicks are tiny and your asses are huge. Nobody's going to love you anyway.

2 comments:

  1. Somebody had a bad day. At least you didn't get smacked in the face with a sweaty ball.

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  2. You may want to be careful, Karma has a sick sense of humor. Might I suggest trying something like "I hope your dick isn't tiny because then no one will love you and you'll have to life with your mother for the rest of your life and you'll likely smell of old cheese and Metamucil and you'll die alone and your mom's cats will eat your body." So when Karma comes calling, you can prove that you were just hoping that none of that stuff happened. Because it would be terrible.

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