Cubicle Monkeys

I don't think this job is good for my blood pressure.

Cubicle monkey, btw, is a misleading term. We don't get to climb, jump around, or throw shit at annoying customers. Which is unfortunate really, because a number of them deserve it.

Unless by "Cubicle Monkey", you mean we're reduced to crazy little rage-beasts that are tapped forever in a man-made cage.

I need to join a gym.